2012 Vintage: The Twilight Finale

“It’s finally over!” A guy cheers. The bartender says, “The vampires or the recession?” “Both!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

@Angelfire_User11/08/2015 11:26Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Pokemon_Blue12/11/2015 00:04Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/13/2009 22:18My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Starship_Troopers02/03/2002 14:05I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Shagadelic_9706/27/1995 01:42This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/12/1996 11:25<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Me_Gusta_Face12/07/1998 20:59Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/29/1999 11:36Heh heh heh. Good one.