Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Truth” section that didn’t include his billable opinions.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
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45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
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In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
The Legal Pad
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Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
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The Cold Heart
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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One does not simply read one joke.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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