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2023 Classic: The Across the Spider-Verse Cliffhanger

 I have to wait until 2024 (or later) to see the ending? My patience is officially a “canon event.”

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/16/2014 10:44Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Linux_Distro_Fan09/16/2011 20:12Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Inkjet_Printers08/16/1995 22:49Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@SoulSeek_Fan04/03/2009 14:02Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/25/1998 07:43Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Better_Off_Dead07/13/2009 16:32I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Scumbag_Steve_X07/29/2001 13:12Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Mocking_Sponge11/28/2002 08:32mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Technorati_Tag06/25/2004 16:25Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Hashtag_Master10/11/2001 06:08#funny #joke #retro #90s

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