A man walked onto the Olympic stage with one hand in his pocket, regular glasses, and a “just here to pick up some milk” attitude, and won a silver medal. He is the ultimate 2024 hero for everyone who is tired of over-engineering their lives.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!