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2019 Classic: The Stethoscope

“Your heart sounds like an ASMR video.”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/28/2007 21:11So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Charmed_Ones05/16/2000 21:11The power of three... laughs!
@Napster_User_9906/02/1998 23:22Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/13/2009 06:25You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Jordan_Fan_2307/09/2004 08:01Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Grunge_Lord_9408/30/2011 08:17I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Breakfast_Club_B03/04/2004 10:03Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Toolbar_Hater07/02/2003 18:47My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@CompuServe_Classic03/14/1995 18:38Premium humor for premium members.
@Last_Commenter10/26/1999 11:40Saving the best laugh for last!

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