2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the first surgeon to be 50% machine.” “And 100% overpriced.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9703/26/1995 00:02Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Lion_King_Simba10/12/1999 22:32Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/27/2013 05:25That still only counts as one laugh!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/04/2012 18:14Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Daria_Morg06/13/2011 15:18My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Step_Brothers_B08/31/2009 12:14Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Trogdor_Burn11/23/2013 13:40Burninating the countryside with laughter!