Why did the lawyer argue that the speed camera was “unconstitutional”? Because it “failed to offer him a chance to cross-examine the lens.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket
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2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
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Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
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Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
The Gavel Bang
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2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.