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2017 Vintage: Kingsman

The Golden Circle: Why were the spies in Kentucky? Because “The Statesman” had whiskey, lassos, and Channing Tatum in a cowboy hat.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
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2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
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2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
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2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

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2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy05/05/2006 22:16Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@CSS_Master_9909/19/2014 04:14Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Reservoir_Joe10/01/2004 11:24Professional humor for professional people.
@Nu_Metal_Kid01/06/2004 13:28I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@BackToFuture_M10/25/1996 18:44Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/15/1997 05:02Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/06/2015 07:12The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Second_Life_Avy01/04/2009 17:35In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Salad_Fingers_F05/12/2015 06:46I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@David_After_Dent01/29/1999 05:39Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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