Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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It was framed.read more »
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A: To report a mugging!read more »
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They don’t have the guts.read more »
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It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
... (Laughter in silence).
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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I’m staying right here until I read every joke.