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2018 Vintage: The “Better Now” Post Malone (Still)

 He’s still sad. He’s still got face tattoos. He’s still the king of the radio.

Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower02/07/2004 21:42The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/24/2007 09:50Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Baywatch_Runner06/14/2012 14:48Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Mean_Girls_Regina10/01/2004 01:29Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@CSS_Master_9908/28/2005 01:24Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/10/1995 08:06Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Zip_Drive_Owner12/13/2014 00:02Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@MTV_Unplugged11/13/2006 13:05Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/29/2011 07:35Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/03/2005 17:58We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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