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2024 Vintage: The Bit

 Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”

Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/16/2008 16:52Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Linux_Distro_User01/01/2015 17:53Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Bam_Margera_Fan03/13/2001 06:34Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Flashdance_What01/16/2010 23:25What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Fire_Background01/12/2011 05:46This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Infoseek_Explorer01/29/2013 19:41Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/16/2006 03:38This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Mind_Blown_Gif06/05/2006 18:39*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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