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Why did the blonde take a bicycle to bed?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She was tired of walking in her sleep.

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@Y2K_Ready10/29/1998 21:25If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Unix_Wizard11/28/1999 05:26sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Gnutella_User07/19/1999 03:18Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/13/2004 14:33I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Courage_Dog08/02/2002 01:11The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Space_Background06/17/1999 03:55The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/31/2011 20:32Heh heh heh. Good one.
@iPhone_User_0711/11/2002 12:17There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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