“Wake me up when it’s all over… and the light is back on.”
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.