2018 Legacy: The First Man Nausea

Ryan Gosling went to the moon and all I got was a very realistic sense of motion sickness.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker03/16/2001 12:41It really whips the llama's ass!

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/19/2000 13:22Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Lion_King_Simba09/27/2013 05:20Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@HTML_Hacker03/09/2014 16:59<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Antivirus_Pro03/18/2010 08:45No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/16/1999 03:24Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Protoss_Pylon05/14/2013 11:42You must construct additional laughs!