2024 Vintage: The “I Had Some Help” Posty & Morgan

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed every musical side-quest.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

@Lycos_Dog07/25/2002 15:13Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/23/2003 00:59I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Beanie_Campbell08/02/2004 04:18True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@PeanutButter_J01/27/2010 22:58It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Keyboard_Cat_P10/12/2000 05:47Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Harambe_Memories10/09/2012 17:02Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Hi5_Pro_User04/19/2006 07:20High five for this joke!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/28/2000 19:05I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!