2011 Classic: The “On the Floor” Jennifer Lopez
Why was J-Lo back? Because Pitbull invited her to the dance floor, and they stayed there for the entire summer of 2011. Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The “On the Floor” Jennifer Lopez
2010 Classic: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new feed. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Ice Cube
“I’m the only thing here not affected by the internet.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Joker
I’m “laughing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Facebook Redesign
Why did the lawyer sue Facebook? He claimed the new “News Feed” was a “breach of his right to stalk in silence.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Facebook Redesign
2008 Vintage: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “Credit Crunch”? For “infringing on his right to a liquid client base.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Technicality
2008 Legacy: The Spiderman 4
It was cancelled. My husband is in mourning. I told him he should mourn the death of our social life instead. Part of the 59… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Spiderman 4
2007 Archive: The “Letters from Iwo Jima” Nod
Why was Clint Eastwood back? Because he’s the only person who can film a war in two different languages and still get home for dinner.… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Letters from Iwo Jima” Nod
2007 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 22% of the year yawning. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Calculator
2006 Classic: The Mexican Election (Calderón vs. Obrador)
Why did it take months to decide? Because it was the “Florida 2000” of the South, featuring massive protests and two guys both claiming to… Read More »2006 Classic: The Mexican Election (Calderón vs. Obrador)