Why did the lawyer sue the “Credit Crunch”? For “infringing on his right to a liquid client base.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
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We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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Taking a photo of me laughing!