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2008 Vintage: The Technicality

 Why did the lawyer sue the “Credit Crunch”? For “infringing on his right to a liquid client base.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K01/30/2014 12:02We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/15/2007 07:44I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Donnie_Darko_8808/17/2003 17:18Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Doge_Much_Funny02/01/2002 05:16Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Woman_Yelling_C12/13/1996 22:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@ODP_Editor_9911/16/2005 18:28Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Selfie_King_0508/27/1995 09:55Taking a photo of me laughing!

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