2015 Legacy: The Amazon Echo
She’s jealous of Alexa. She says, “Why would you ask a machine for the weather when I’m right here to tell you that it’s going… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Amazon Echo
2015 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why Morning Phase? Because it’s the perfect soundtrack for waking up and realizing you just beat Beyoncé for a Grammy. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Legacy: Album of the Year
2014 Archive: The John Wick
A guy walks in and orders a bourbon. The bartender says, “I heard someone killed your dog.” The guy’s eyes go cold. The whole bar… Read More »2014 Archive: The John Wick
2014 Classic: The “A Sky Full of Stars”
Coldplay went EDM. It’s a very bright and loud era for Chris Martin. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Classic: The “A Sky Full of Stars”
2014 Vintage: The Google “Doodle” Halloween
Why was productivity down? Everyone was busy playing a “Global Candy Cup” game instead of doing the payroll. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Google “Doodle” Halloween
2013 Archive: Evil Dead (Remake)
Why was it raining blood? Because the 2013 remake took “gritty” to a whole new level, and a basement is the last place you should… Read More »2013 Archive: Evil Dead (Remake)
2013 Vintage: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush”… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Car Trip
2012 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2012 Classic: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have at an apocalypse party. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Mushroom
2012 Vintage: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of conspiracy theories. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified