She’s jealous of Alexa. She says, “Why would you ask a machine for the weather when I’m right here to tell you that it’s going to rain and you haven’t put the patio furniture away?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2016 Legacy: The Airbag
She asked if the car has "judgmental sensors." I told her she’s sitting on them.Part of the 61 M... read more »
She asked if the car has "judgmental sensors." I told her she’s sitting on them.Part of the 61 M... read more »
2. 2022 Archive: The iPhone 14 Pro
She loves the "Dynamic Island." She says, "It’s like your brain—a small, dark space where occasi... read more »
She loves the "Dynamic Island." She says, "It’s like your brain—a small, dark space where occasi... read more »
3. 2011 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
4. 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition
In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over someone trying to catch a Snorl... read more »
In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over someone trying to catch a Snorl... read more »
5. 2015 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Empire is about her family, and I’m the "extra who doesn't have any lines because he ha... read more »
She says Empire is about her family, and I’m the "extra who doesn't have any lines because he ha... read more »
6. 2019 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Succession is "too relatable." She’s already decided I’m the "Cousin Greg" of the famil... read more »
She says Succession is "too relatable." She’s already decided I’m the "Cousin Greg" of the famil... read more »
7. 2010 Vintage: The Internet Search
She searched for "Average price of a one-way ticket to Mars for an annoying relative." She didn'... read more »
She searched for "Average price of a one-way ticket to Mars for an annoying relative." She didn'... read more »
8. 2022 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
9. 1997 Archive: The Thermostat
She thinks 72 degrees is "the devil’s temperature." She prefers it at a crisp 58.Part of the 68 ... read more »
She thinks 72 degrees is "the devil’s temperature." She prefers it at a crisp 58.Part of the 68 ... read more »
10. 2000 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his dog was "too cheerful for a Tuesday."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
She told the neighbor his dog was "too cheerful for a Tuesday."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
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