Time is relative, especially when the in-laws are staying over.
My mother-in-law said she’s coming for a visit “as long as she’s welcome.” I asked, “What, you’re not even staying for coffee?”
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my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!