My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to have the dog put to sleep?” I said, “No, of course not. I’m going to have his teeth sharpened.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need an alarm clock when my mother-in... read more »
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need an alarm clock when my mother-in... read more »
2. 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure out how to stop our smart spea... read more »
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure out how to stop our smart spea... read more »
3. 1999 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor that his Christmas lights were "unnecessarily loud."Part of the 66 Mother-... read more »
She told the neighbor that his Christmas lights were "unnecessarily loud."Part of the 66 Mother-... read more »
4. 1998 Legacy: The Final Countdown
My mother-in-law treats the countdown to the year 2000 like her personal victory lap. She says s... read more »
My mother-in-law treats the countdown to the year 2000 like her personal victory lap. She says s... read more »
5. 2007 Archive: The Radio
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
6. 2012 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for "How to survive the apocalypse with a son-in-law who can't even change a tire."... read more »
She searched for "How to survive the apocalypse with a son-in-law who can't even change a tire."... read more »
7. 2005 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
8. 1998 Legacy: The Garden
She told me my lawn looks like it’s "giving up."Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “St... read more »
She told me my lawn looks like it’s "giving up."Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “St... read more »
9. 1997 Classic: The Cleaning
She dusted the TV while I was watching the Super Bowl. I told her I couldn't see the game. She s... read more »
She dusted the TV while I was watching the Super Bowl. I told her I couldn't see the game. She s... read more »
10. 1999 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a carton of eggs because they were "too egg-shaped."Part of the 66 Mother-in... read more »
She tried to return a carton of eggs because they were "too egg-shaped."Part of the 66 Mother-in... read more »
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