1999 Vintage: The Supermarket

She tried to return a carton of eggs because they were “too egg-shaped.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »

Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »

In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »

Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »

Watching films with family is always a theatrical experience.We w...read more »

Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

Education and family advice rarely mix well.My mother-in-law is l...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »

@Jesus_Quintana02/15/1998 19:32Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Beavis_Cornholio11/20/2011 00:14I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/29/2012 13:30Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@GG_WP_9807/11/2013 14:08Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Newgrounds_User05/05/2011 23:24Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!