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The Lion Tamer

Career advice from the most feared person in the family.

I told my mother-in-law I wanted to be a lion tamer. She said, “Why start with something so easy?”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

We got a new car for...
We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »
The Parrot's Choice
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
Last week my wife and I...
Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »
Two women came before wise King...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition
In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
I just got back from a...
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/18/2002 10:23Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@SpiderMan_Tobey05/08/2004 06:27With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Simpson_Quotes11/17/2007 21:17D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Rocket_Power_9912/11/2011 21:49We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@BackToFuture_M03/03/2003 03:21Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Zoolander_Mug04/14/2006 10:04I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Illidan_Blind09/27/2000 14:59I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Happy_Tree_Fans11/09/2002 12:58So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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