2001 Classic: The Airport Food
Why were the fries so expensive? Because airports realized a passenger trapped behind a security line would pay any price for a warm potato. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Airport Food
2001 Vintage: The 2001 Legacy
What’s the most 2001 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why Enron’s downfall wasn’t a good blueprint for their… Read More »2001 Vintage: The 2001 Legacy
2001 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a “Low Battery” beep sound like it’s my fault. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Phone
2001 Legacy: Joe Dirt
Why was the ghost wearing a mullet wig? Because “it’s not a wig, it’s a lifestyle,” and he was looking for his parents at a… Read More »2001 Legacy: Joe Dirt
2000 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Song” Medley
Why is it iconic? Because he managed to rhyme “Magnolia” with something that actually made sense. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American… Read More »2000 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Song” Medley
2000 Archive: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Harry
1999 Legacy: The Water
I’m a swimmer. I’m just treading. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Hotmail Address
“My wife found my ‘SecretHotGuy69’ Hotmail account.” “What happened?” “She sent me an email from ‘DivorceLawyer99’ and told me to ‘click here’ for my belongings.”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Hotmail Address
1999 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room pillow is “arrogant.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Golf
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Golf