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2000 Classic: The Billy Crystal “Song” Medley

Why is it iconic? Because he managed to rhyme “Magnolia” with something that actually made sense.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9910/23/2000 09:36Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Baywatch_Runner01/29/1998 07:46Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Terminator_2_Fan03/06/2010 16:51Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Blink_182_Mark03/14/2005 19:17What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Spawn_Camper_J01/02/2012 02:43I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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