Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re wearing tuxedos, the rest of the world is fighting for survival.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Killers of the Flower Moon" Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
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In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
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