2002 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector06/28/1995 22:50This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Frasier_Crane02/12/2011 18:51I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Campus_King08/11/2003 11:33The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Space_Jam_Lola07/14/2000 15:21Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/13/2006 11:04That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@AllYourBase_9904/23/2015 00:46All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Keyboard_Cat_P04/09/2006 12:45Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@David_After_Dent11/03/2011 04:40Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Futurama_Fry_M11/30/2008 20:30Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.