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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

@AOL_Surfer01/23/2015 03:45You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Msdos_Commander11/09/2010 00:08C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Philosoraptor_X09/23/2007 08:07If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Protoss_Pylon01/06/2002 23:07You must construct additional laughs!

@Homestar_Runner09/22/2006 10:30That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Safari_Surfer07/26/2010 16:53A wild laugh appeared!