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My AI doctor called me and said, “You’re going to have a headache on Thursday at 2 PM.” I asked how to avoid it. He… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
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127 minutes of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman making fun of Disney’s acquisition of Fox. It’s the ultimate “Corporate Meta-Comedy.” Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Archive: The Deadpool & Wolverine Synergy
Why was everyone carrying a 40-ounce giant mug? Because in 2023, staying hydrated is a competitive sport and your desk needs a cup the size… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Stanley Cup Obsession
Why were we all “moving our body”? Because a parody of 90s Europop gave us the lyrics we deserved: “Life, it never die / Women… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Planet of the Bass” Viral Hit
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