2024 Archive: The 2024 Ozempic Face

Suddenly everyone in Hollywood looks like they’ve been sculpted out of marble and high-quality protein shakes.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

I went in for a concert and left with a "Dad is a serial killer"...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

@Sixth_Sense_Cole08/18/2006 11:10I see funny people... everywhere!

@Brazil_Terry_G11/29/2002 22:46Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@CatDog_Alone02/04/2002 04:38One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Yugioh_Duelist03/10/1999 13:20You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Mini_Me_Rocks10/07/2009 19:29... (Laughter in silence).

@Fire_Background05/14/2013 03:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Technorati_Tag03/19/2013 22:31Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Hi5_Pro_User05/14/2001 21:06High five for this joke!