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Why did the blonde put her car on the roof?

She heard the parking was over the top.

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@Hotmail_Original06/13/2003 16:33Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@SoundBlaster_1609/27/2008 21:51I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Yahoo_Directory01/21/2000 08:57Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@BBS_Sysop02/10/2000 02:08Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Full_House_Michelle09/03/2000 14:14You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Linux_Distro_User10/26/2000 12:24Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Butthead_Uhhh12/26/2009 03:05Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Orange_Mocha_F05/22/1999 12:31Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/11/2011 04:30Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/08/1995 10:08OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her car on the roof?”

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    User_147 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

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