I downloaded a “Husband Tracker” app. It says he’s currently in the “Dog House.” Accuracy: 100%.
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
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Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Deal with it. This is gold.