2023 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
Why did Black Panther: Wakanda Forever win? Because Ruth E. Carter is the only person who can win an Oscar for 3D-printed African royalty fashion.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
2023 Vintage: The Stanley Cup Obsession
Why was everyone carrying a 40-ounce giant mug? Because in 2023, staying hydrated is a competitive sport and your desk needs a cup the size… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Stanley Cup Obsession
2023 Archive: The “Planet of the Bass” Viral Hit
Why were we all “moving our body”? Because a parody of 90s Europop gave us the lyrics we deserved: “Life, it never die / Women… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Planet of the Bass” Viral Hit
2022 Archive: Best R&B Album
Why Heaux Tales? Because Jazmine Sullivan told the truth, and the Academy felt every word. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic… Read More »2022 Archive: Best R&B Album
2022 Archive: The Google (Part 16)
She asked Google, “How to beat a son-in-law at Wordle in one guess?” Google replied, “Just say ‘LOSER’—it’s five letters and accurate.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Google (Part 16)
2021 Archive: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Little Bee
2021 Archive: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and stay away from Twitter for 48 hours.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition… Read More »2021 Archive: The Pill Logic
2020 Archive: The Monolith
A mysterious silver pillar appears in the middle of the bar. The bartender says, “I don’t care where it came from, it’s not socially distanced.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Monolith
2019 Classic: The “Cats” Soundtrack
Why was it a joke? For “Beautiful Ghosts,” a song that reminded everyone that even Taylor Swift can’t save a cat-astrophic production. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Cats” Soundtrack
2019 Archive: The Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona
Why did Divock Origi score “taken quickly”? Because Trent Alexander-Arnold took a corner while Barcelona was still busy discussing their dinner plans, completing the greatest… Read More »2019 Archive: The Liverpool 4-0 Barcelona