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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

@Dorm_Room_Hero09/16/2012 10:20My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Firewall_Wizard04/11/2009 12:20Letting this joke through the port.

@Fight_Club_Member03/29/2003 07:28I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Grunge_Lord_9409/08/2007 18:50I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Uncle_Rico_9809/23/2005 15:39I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Brick_Tamland_L03/05/2002 21:58I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real02/05/2011 05:05I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Joe_Cartoon_G02/27/2006 14:07Press the button for more humor!