A mysterious silver pillar appears in the middle of the bar. The bartender says, “I don’t care where it came from, it’s not socially distanced. Move it.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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