2015 Legacy: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress”… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Scared Road
2015 Classic: The “Global Hawk” over the Black Sea
Why so often? To take “Tourist Photos” of the Russian Navy that are high-res enough to see what the sailors are reading. Part of the… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Global Hawk” over the Black Sea
2015 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2015 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
2014 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Kelsey Grammer? For appearing in four movies (Expendables 3, Transformers 4, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too) and looking like he was checking his watch… Read More »2014 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2013 Vintage: The Game of Thrones “Red Wedding”
Why the jokes? Because after that episode, half the audience was still traumatized and flinched every time the orchestra started playing. Part of the 38… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Game of Thrones “Red Wedding”
2012 Classic: The No Doubt “Push and Shove”
Why the 11-year wait? For the band returning to show that Gwen Stefani still had the best abs and the best ska-pop hooks in the… Read More »2012 Classic: The No Doubt “Push and Shove”
2012 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent waiting for a 2012 countdown? “End-of-era temporal monitoring.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2012 Archive: The Bane
A guy walks in wearing a mask and mumbles, “You merely adopted the bar. I was born in it, molded by the happy hour.” The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Bane
2011 Classic: The Emergency Room
I waited 9 hours. I saw a man start a blog, get 10,000 followers, and get bored of it while waiting for a nurse. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Emergency Room
2011 Classic: The Skyrim Guard
A guy walks into a bar with an arrow sticking out of his leg. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy sighs, “I used to… Read More »2011 Classic: The Skyrim Guard