2010 Archive: The E-mail Thread
She started using “Reply All” to send me her grocery list. Now the whole family knows I forgot the prunes. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2010 Archive: The E-mail Thread
2009 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the tech blogger? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew that “terms of service” are actually optional. Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The Jury Selection
2009 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but the paperwork is stuck in a 2009 bureaucracy loop.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Transplant
2008 Archive: The Final Result
I downloaded a “Husband Tracker” app. It says he’s currently in the “Dog House.” Accuracy: 100%. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron… Read More »2008 Archive: The Final Result
2008 Classic: The Leather
I’m “tough” enough. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Scrubs Snub
Why still ignored? For a show that was too “smart-funny” for a room that preferred “lawyer-angry.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: The Scrubs Snub
2007 Legacy: The Netbook Trend
Why did the CEO have a tiny laptop? He got an “ASUS Eee PC” and realized he couldn’t see the spreadsheet without a magnifying glass.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Netbook Trend
2007 Classic: The Death of Boris Yeltsin
Why was his funeral so somber? To mark the end of an era where Russian leaders were known for dancing, drinking, and accidentally being democratic.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Death of Boris Yeltsin
2006 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strategy
Why did it fail in Lebanon? Because the “Horizon” turned out to be a bunch of guys in a basement with a lot of anti-tank… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Strategy
2006 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Ken