2005 Classic: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the haters in the comments. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The First Viral Video
Why did the lawyer sue the “Evolution of Dance” guy? For copyright infringement on “moves commonly used at law firm holiday parties.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The First Viral Video
2005 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear
Why was it a joke? Because no one knew why it was there, including the writers, the actors, and the bear. Part of the 41… Read More »2005 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear
2004 Archive: The Linkin Park & Jay-Z “Collision Course”
Why the mashup? For “Numb/Encore”—the project that proved rap and rock weren’t just neighbors; they were soulmates. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2004 Archive: The Linkin Park & Jay-Z “Collision Course”
2004 Legacy: The Britney Wedding
She was married for 55 hours. I told my wife we’re overachievers for making it to 5 years. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Britney Wedding
2003 Classic: The Budget Burn
Why Terminator 3? Because $187 million is a lot of money to spend on a movie that basically just says “we’re all doomed anyway.” Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Budget Burn
2003 Vintage: The PowerBook G4
Why was the designer so smug? He had a 17-inch “Titanium” laptop that was wider than his desk and heavier than his ego. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The PowerBook G4
2001 Classic: Jimmy Neutron
Why was his hair so tall? Because in 2001, he needed enough space to store all the “Brain Blasts” that we wished we had during… Read More »2001 Classic: Jimmy Neutron
2001 Classic: The Guinness Pour
A guy says, “I love the 119-second pour.” The bartender says, “I love the 2-second tip.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Classic: The Guinness Pour
2001 Legacy: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the clock? For “unauthorized time-keeping” during a non-billable lunch. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Technicality