Why did the lawyer sue the “Evolution of Dance” guy? For copyright infringement on “moves commonly used at law firm holiday parties.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
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The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
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In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!