Why was his hair so tall? Because in 2001, he needed enough space to store all the “Brain Blasts” that we wished we had during math class.
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Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!