I waited 9 hours. I saw a man start a blog, get 10,000 followers, and get bored of it while waiting for a nurse.
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
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The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I see funny people... everywhere!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.