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2003 Classic: The Budget Burn

 Why Terminator 3? Because $187 million is a lot of money to spend on a movie that basically just says “we’re all doomed anyway.”

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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