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2015 Classic: The “Global Hawk” over the Black Sea

Why so often? To take “Tourist Photos” of the Russian Navy that are high-res enough to see what the sailors are reading.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X02/15/2015 17:27Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@N64_GoldenEye11/13/1998 20:30Better than a headshot in Complex!
@PowerRanger_Red01/02/2002 02:27It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter08/23/2005 04:09The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Doom_Marines08/21/2005 14:26Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/11/2001 02:15A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Campus_King06/02/1998 16:09The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Weird_Science_G03/27/2009 06:52We created a monster... of a joke!
@Wayne_World_Ex04/11/1996 05:20Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Champ_Kind_Wham03/20/2001 00:11WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

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