2001 Legacy: The Technicality

Why did the lawyer sue the clock? For “unauthorized time-keeping” during a non-billable lunch.

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/21/2003 22:01Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Cheers_Norm10/09/2001 19:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Titanic_Jack03/24/1999 05:13I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Judge_Dredd_Law01/04/2004 17:37I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Heathers_Winona08/10/1999 12:10Greetings and salutations! Very funny.