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2008 Classic: The Leather

 I’m “tough” enough.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic01/18/1999 13:56This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Flash_Animator10/29/2013 06:32I should make a stickman movie about this.
@BBS_Sysop03/12/2003 23:30Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/04/1998 16:07They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Inkjet_Printers07/03/2015 23:32Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Pirate_Bay_9909/22/1998 13:33Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Yugioh_Duelist04/10/2002 21:21You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/16/2014 22:01Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Mocking_Sponge03/10/1995 07:25mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Everquest_Solo10/21/1999 04:50Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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