I’m “tough” enough.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.