Why did it fail in Lebanon? Because the “Horizon” turned out to be a bunch of guys in a basement with a lot of anti-tank missiles.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
The power of three... laughs!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.