Why did the Sergeant fail the security test? Because he tried to use “ChatGPT” to write his “Tactical Op-Order,” and the AI replied: “I cannot assist with world domination, but I can help you with a gluten-free menu.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
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The future is laughing at us.
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