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2009 Legacy: The Transplant

“We found a donor, but the paperwork is stuck in a 2009 bureaucracy loop.”

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The Transplant
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirate_Bay_9905/06/2003 11:14Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/09/2005 11:05Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/18/1996 02:41My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Hashtag_Master12/17/2011 07:40#funny #joke #retro #90s
@Last_Commenter03/23/2006 07:27Saving the best laugh for last!

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