Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.