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2009 Classic: The Jury Selection

 Why did the lawyer reject the tech blogger? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew that “terms of service” are actually optional.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George11/15/2004 05:22What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Hotmail_Checker08/26/2003 09:36Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Mean_Girls_Regina03/18/2006 12:39Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Antivirus_Pro02/19/2006 16:01No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude11/16/2005 11:01The Dude abides... this joke.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/20/1996 05:10I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Blink_182_Mark12/20/1998 17:40What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Digimon_Tamer12/15/2006 23:39My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Mondo_Media_X08/24/2010 10:42Top tier web animation humor!
@Captain_Obvious04/17/1999 19:57This is a comment on a funny joke.

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